I realize that everyone has pretty much become domesticated wives and (future) husbands, but can I get a little yellow love?
Please?
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
One Yellow Blogger down....Two To Go...
Top Ten Things I Noticed This Past Weekend:
1. Our lovely blogger Sarsoor got married. This picture was taken right before she lynched them colored people.
2. Kentucky (or at least Lexington) is actually kind of pretty. They also have cool horses mashallah.
There was also a lot of talk regarding incestuous relationships running rampant in the state but I only saw one incident between Suehil and Omar Abdurrahman. No word from the non-incestuous gay community however.
3. Who was the genius that put the bathroom really far away from the women's sala? Sarsoor, you are matchmaking guru and the girls and guys of Lexington would like to personally thank you for allowing them a chance to "accidentally" run into each other while walking from one side of the hall to the another.
4. A overwhelmingly large reason people come to weddings is to find a potential partner. That's fine and dandy, except don't ask me to go to the bathroom with you for the 8th time this evening when it's clearly not to pee or fix your overly revealing dress that you thought was okay to be seen by women because obviously they're "just women" and it's only haram for guys to see your tatas.
5. Going back to Sarsoor, mashallah, she cleans up well. Here are before and after pictures of her at the wedding:
Before
After
6. It's ironic that while Muslim girls and guys must not socialize or be anywhere near each other in public, they can come in at 4:30 in the morning together and sleep in random parts of the same house. (Editor's Note (to self): Next time, arrange to have someone open the door for you when arriving home at 4:30 in the morning with two guys instead of walking up the driveway thinking, oh sh&t, it's 4:30 in the morning and we don't have a way to get in the house without someone knowing we all went out together by ourselves).
7. It's kind of cool when your reputation precedes you. Like, "Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. You're Judy right, Sarah's best friend? I heard a lot about you and wanted to meet you." Like wow that's freaking cool.
8. We should have filmed more random stuff during the weekend. Cause it was hilarious at the airport -- this is the end:
9. Note To Self: Try not to lose or forget things every time you visit Sarsoor (sunglasses, phone chargers, etc).
1. Our lovely blogger Sarsoor got married. This picture was taken right before she lynched them colored people.
2. Kentucky (or at least Lexington) is actually kind of pretty. They also have cool horses mashallah.
There was also a lot of talk regarding incestuous relationships running rampant in the state but I only saw one incident between Suehil and Omar Abdurrahman. No word from the non-incestuous gay community however.
3. Who was the genius that put the bathroom really far away from the women's sala? Sarsoor, you are matchmaking guru and the girls and guys of Lexington would like to personally thank you for allowing them a chance to "accidentally" run into each other while walking from one side of the hall to the another.
4. A overwhelmingly large reason people come to weddings is to find a potential partner. That's fine and dandy, except don't ask me to go to the bathroom with you for the 8th time this evening when it's clearly not to pee or fix your overly revealing dress that you thought was okay to be seen by women because obviously they're "just women" and it's only haram for guys to see your tatas.
5. Going back to Sarsoor, mashallah, she cleans up well. Here are before and after pictures of her at the wedding:
Before
After
6. It's ironic that while Muslim girls and guys must not socialize or be anywhere near each other in public, they can come in at 4:30 in the morning together and sleep in random parts of the same house. (Editor's Note (to self): Next time, arrange to have someone open the door for you when arriving home at 4:30 in the morning with two guys instead of walking up the driveway thinking, oh sh&t, it's 4:30 in the morning and we don't have a way to get in the house without someone knowing we all went out together by ourselves).
7. It's kind of cool when your reputation precedes you. Like, "Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. You're Judy right, Sarah's best friend? I heard a lot about you and wanted to meet you." Like wow that's freaking cool.
8. We should have filmed more random stuff during the weekend. Cause it was hilarious at the airport -- this is the end:
9. Note To Self: Try not to lose or forget things every time you visit Sarsoor (sunglasses, phone chargers, etc).
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Happy Birthday to a Special Poster!
On this special day, I wanted to point out some extraordinary things on the day of birth of an extraordinary person:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punani
- http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3045.html
- http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9513218
- http://lonnispunani.com/
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
This is getting out of hand...
Guys, where is the love? The news of your feud is spreading far and wide. I even saw it on the cover of Time magazine. And I just gotta ask...
Now I know what Hussam feels like....
....when he doesn't understand what's going on anymore. What are the "cos and prons" of making that analogy?
You have not been replaced. Relax Supahater.
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