I realize that everyone has pretty much become domesticated wives and (future) husbands, but can I get a little yellow love?
Please?
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
One Yellow Blogger down....Two To Go...
Top Ten Things I Noticed This Past Weekend:
1. Our lovely blogger Sarsoor got married. This picture was taken right before she lynched them colored people.
2. Kentucky (or at least Lexington) is actually kind of pretty. They also have cool horses mashallah.
There was also a lot of talk regarding incestuous relationships running rampant in the state but I only saw one incident between Suehil and Omar Abdurrahman. No word from the non-incestuous gay community however.
3. Who was the genius that put the bathroom really far away from the women's sala? Sarsoor, you are matchmaking guru and the girls and guys of Lexington would like to personally thank you for allowing them a chance to "accidentally" run into each other while walking from one side of the hall to the another.
4. A overwhelmingly large reason people come to weddings is to find a potential partner. That's fine and dandy, except don't ask me to go to the bathroom with you for the 8th time this evening when it's clearly not to pee or fix your overly revealing dress that you thought was okay to be seen by women because obviously they're "just women" and it's only haram for guys to see your tatas.
5. Going back to Sarsoor, mashallah, she cleans up well. Here are before and after pictures of her at the wedding:
Before
After
6. It's ironic that while Muslim girls and guys must not socialize or be anywhere near each other in public, they can come in at 4:30 in the morning together and sleep in random parts of the same house. (Editor's Note (to self): Next time, arrange to have someone open the door for you when arriving home at 4:30 in the morning with two guys instead of walking up the driveway thinking, oh sh&t, it's 4:30 in the morning and we don't have a way to get in the house without someone knowing we all went out together by ourselves).
7. It's kind of cool when your reputation precedes you. Like, "Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. You're Judy right, Sarah's best friend? I heard a lot about you and wanted to meet you." Like wow that's freaking cool.
8. We should have filmed more random stuff during the weekend. Cause it was hilarious at the airport -- this is the end:
9. Note To Self: Try not to lose or forget things every time you visit Sarsoor (sunglasses, phone chargers, etc).
1. Our lovely blogger Sarsoor got married. This picture was taken right before she lynched them colored people.
2. Kentucky (or at least Lexington) is actually kind of pretty. They also have cool horses mashallah.
There was also a lot of talk regarding incestuous relationships running rampant in the state but I only saw one incident between Suehil and Omar Abdurrahman. No word from the non-incestuous gay community however.
3. Who was the genius that put the bathroom really far away from the women's sala? Sarsoor, you are matchmaking guru and the girls and guys of Lexington would like to personally thank you for allowing them a chance to "accidentally" run into each other while walking from one side of the hall to the another.
4. A overwhelmingly large reason people come to weddings is to find a potential partner. That's fine and dandy, except don't ask me to go to the bathroom with you for the 8th time this evening when it's clearly not to pee or fix your overly revealing dress that you thought was okay to be seen by women because obviously they're "just women" and it's only haram for guys to see your tatas.
5. Going back to Sarsoor, mashallah, she cleans up well. Here are before and after pictures of her at the wedding:
Before
After
6. It's ironic that while Muslim girls and guys must not socialize or be anywhere near each other in public, they can come in at 4:30 in the morning together and sleep in random parts of the same house. (Editor's Note (to self): Next time, arrange to have someone open the door for you when arriving home at 4:30 in the morning with two guys instead of walking up the driveway thinking, oh sh&t, it's 4:30 in the morning and we don't have a way to get in the house without someone knowing we all went out together by ourselves).
7. It's kind of cool when your reputation precedes you. Like, "Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. You're Judy right, Sarah's best friend? I heard a lot about you and wanted to meet you." Like wow that's freaking cool.
8. We should have filmed more random stuff during the weekend. Cause it was hilarious at the airport -- this is the end:
9. Note To Self: Try not to lose or forget things every time you visit Sarsoor (sunglasses, phone chargers, etc).
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Happy Birthday to a Special Poster!
On this special day, I wanted to point out some extraordinary things on the day of birth of an extraordinary person:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punani
- http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3045.html
- http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9513218
- http://lonnispunani.com/
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
This is getting out of hand...
Guys, where is the love? The news of your feud is spreading far and wide. I even saw it on the cover of Time magazine. And I just gotta ask...
Now I know what Hussam feels like....
....when he doesn't understand what's going on anymore. What are the "cos and prons" of making that analogy?
You have not been replaced. Relax Supahater.
Lahmeh, Couscousi....Tomato, Potato!
Why can't we all just get along? Libya, Syria...we're one and the same! We even have a cookbook together! So you don't want my jibneh? Fine! But we're in the same book!
Excerpt: With over 100 recipes from both the Axis of Evil (Iraq, Iran, North Korea) and the Axis of Somewhat Evil (Cuba, Syria, Libya), you'll easily reign terror over your hunger. And after cooking up a storm, you'll definitely need your weapons of mass digestion. Just watch out. Eat too may helpings of platillo Moros y Cristianos, and you'll be dropping missiles too.
Excerpt: With over 100 recipes from both the Axis of Evil (Iraq, Iran, North Korea) and the Axis of Somewhat Evil (Cuba, Syria, Libya), you'll easily reign terror over your hunger. And after cooking up a storm, you'll definitely need your weapons of mass digestion. Just watch out. Eat too may helpings of platillo Moros y Cristianos, and you'll be dropping missiles too.
Don't Mess With The Best
Dear Supahater,
Was that your best attempt at trying to make fun of KG or get me to say that he isn't awesome? Btw, I never asked to become a libyan -- I was asked if I could grace their community with my presence.
Case in point:
Don't hate....congratulate.
Was that your best attempt at trying to make fun of KG or get me to say that he isn't awesome? Btw, I never asked to become a libyan -- I was asked if I could grace their community with my presence.
Case in point:
Don't hate....congratulate.
Role Play
Superhater's role to Juju: Short, Libyan, platonic, supposed best bud
Juju's role to Superhater: Short, Syrian, platonic, best bud, manager, agent, and role model
Now, with the above as a given how could it be that I was replacing you with said person below if she does not meet the qualifications of your relationship with me. On the other hand, your replacement for me meets all of the roles you have for me.
The Olive Branch
Yes, it was wrong to bring the national pride into this and I apologize. I still refuse to accept your olive branch until you apologize for trying to replace me and quit trying to replace me! I need guarantees, then I'll think about it.
Rogue Speak
I refuse to let one rogue Libyan speak for the whole population. As long as you say jibnay and lehmay that will never be valid.
Family Feud
I know there is a Syrian poster here that tries her dandiest to be cool with all the Libyans then tries to replace Libyans with other Libyans and break their ties that run much deeper than their relationship with some KG lover. I'm sorry but it's not going to work. Good luck hanging out with said person, you're going to be coming the day of the henna and leaving the day after the wedding which will leave you plenty of time to hang out. If you had only listened to me about making your travel arrangements then things might have worked out better for you. And about the related-ness, his cousin is my sister, I'd say that's at least some type of relation....
PS:
Proof
If "KG was punked" and punked = awesome then "KG was awesome". Implying he isn't anymore. Nice that you've finally admitted it.
Appalled
So, we're at a crossroads.
One poster (who is NOT jealous according to him) believes I have replaced him (NOT jealous, he says) with his cousin (and by cousin, I mean, related by libyan-ness, so basically not related at all). He also believes that KG was punked. If punked means awesome, then yes, I believe that KG was punked. If anyone was a joke on the court last night, it had to be Mike Bibby, who scored six points on 2-of-8 shooting with two rebounds, one assist and three turnovers. Thank goodness Joe Johnson is supposed to be their franchise player and not Bibby. Is it any coincidence however that Bibby sucks AND is short? No relation whatsoever to any Libyans though.
Which brings me to this man:
No? It's ok supahater, you might get a chance to hang out with us in KY.
One poster (who is NOT jealous according to him) believes I have replaced him (NOT jealous, he says) with his cousin (and by cousin, I mean, related by libyan-ness, so basically not related at all). He also believes that KG was punked. If punked means awesome, then yes, I believe that KG was punked. If anyone was a joke on the court last night, it had to be Mike Bibby, who scored six points on 2-of-8 shooting with two rebounds, one assist and three turnovers. Thank goodness Joe Johnson is supposed to be their franchise player and not Bibby. Is it any coincidence however that Bibby sucks AND is short? No relation whatsoever to any Libyans though.
Which brings me to this man:
No? It's ok supahater, you might get a chance to hang out with us in KY.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
The Replacements
The current situation with a particular poster on this blog is deteriorating faster than the plot of that terrible Keanu Reeves movie. Apparently, said person is attempting to replace me again by another one of another poster's cousins. I am appaulled. The only thing that makes it better is the fact that the Hawks have tied the series at 2 and that KG got punked again. I have nothing else to add to More Yellow!!! maybe you should find a replacement here too! See if someone can fufill all my roles in your life...
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Here comes the bride...
So we are less than a month away from the wedding now and guess what. I don't fit into my dress anymore. So unless I start downing a box of these everyday:
...I will show up at the wedding looking like this:
...I will show up at the wedding looking like this:
Monday, April 28, 2008
In the words of Kelly Clarkson...
"Since you've been gone" yellow, I have been lonely. In order to fill the void, I must say, I looked to a new favorite color to fulfill my needs: TAN. It's not you yellow, it's me. But when I'm through with tan, we'll talk commitment....I'm just not looking for a serious relationship right now....
That being said, I still think you are hot and hope to one day look like this:
That being said, I still think you are hot and hope to one day look like this:
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Forgive me MoreYellow, for I have sinned...
Ok ok ok, so after repeatedly bringing it to our attention, Ju Ju has gotten her point across. Thank you Ju Ju for being the glue that holds us together. Thankfully, my dedication to my job has dwindled, so I will be more available to fulfill the commitments we have all made to MoreYellow. In honor of the color Yellow, I have decided to take up a drinking habit until my liver fails and my skin has jaundiced. Such is my dedication to the cause. If all goes as planned, one day I hope to look like this:
VIVA MORE YELLOW!
VIVA MORE YELLOW!
Monday, March 17, 2008
They took err jobbss!!!!
Important Announcement
Two of the posters in this blog are lame (hint: not juju) and never write anything. I originally wanted to give them a yellow card for their inexcusable behavior but decided something more was needed (not yellow).
Well, this blogger has had enough. In an effort to create controversy and stir panic among the other so-called bloggers, I have decided to denounce and excommunicate the color yellow.
For those of you unfamiliar with color excommunication, its punishments can include shunning, shaming and banishment. Coincidentally, yellow has been commonly associated with aging, jealousy and cowardice -- something these bloggers have exhibited since a jockstrap incident.
At any rate, yellow is no longer allowed and will subsequently be asterisked out. So this blog will now be called "I Want More Y*****!!! (sic - it should have one more exclamation point)."
Should anyone have a problem with that, please direct your comments and unjustified complaints to my a$$. Thank you and goodnight.
Two of the posters in this blog are lame (hint: not juju) and never write anything. I originally wanted to give them a yellow card for their inexcusable behavior but decided something more was needed (not yellow).
Well, this blogger has had enough. In an effort to create controversy and stir panic among the other so-called bloggers, I have decided to denounce and excommunicate the color yellow.
For those of you unfamiliar with color excommunication, its punishments can include shunning, shaming and banishment. Coincidentally, yellow has been commonly associated with aging, jealousy and cowardice -- something these bloggers have exhibited since a jockstrap incident.
At any rate, yellow is no longer allowed and will subsequently be asterisked out. So this blog will now be called "I Want More Y*****!!! (sic - it should have one more exclamation point)."
Should anyone have a problem with that, please direct your comments and unjustified complaints to my a$$. Thank you and goodnight.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Reality Bites
So, we all know Sarah jumped off the deep end recently (and into the arms of a Darrat -- who would've thought?), but neither Supahater nor Juju realized the psychological, social, emotional, and physical impact and/or damage it would have on them both. Here are schfifty-five reasons why Sarah should stop this foolishness (aka marriage aka leaving us) immediately:
Shwam) We all know this May wedding ain't gonna happen. No offense. That's why I'm only coming for a few days because I at least wanted to meet some cute guys....(named Ahmed of course!!!!) The sooner we can stop pretending, the faster we can get to watching Ali G at 3 am in your old house Sarah.
Doo) Who are we kidding? Abdulla can't support you by rapping his way through life! I mean, granted he's got some good beats, endless flows, and a clever way of insulting those who shall remain nameless, but rapping doesn't put food on the table!
Two and heif) Sarah, this whole marriage thing is really starting to put a strain on our friendship. I mean, gone without a trace for a whole WEEKEND???? WHAT YOU SAY? We need to have constant communication in case something magical happens. And when you are the WGL, we know that's pretty much like every .4 seconds. At least that's what he said.
Schfourteen-teen) Ahmed cried last night because he couldn't get ahold of his big brother and other bestest bud. I had to console him by telling him a story. But at least it put him to sleep.
Shfifty-five) Basically, you just need to get over yourself Sarah! In the hierarchy of important things in your life, it should look something like this:
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
So really, Sarah, let's get with the program and get the show on the road and put your right foot in and your right foot out and then snap, crackle, pop. Do it for the little people and forget about this marriage thing. Thank you.
Shwam) We all know this May wedding ain't gonna happen. No offense. That's why I'm only coming for a few days because I at least wanted to meet some cute guys....(named Ahmed of course!!!!) The sooner we can stop pretending, the faster we can get to watching Ali G at 3 am in your old house Sarah.
Doo) Who are we kidding? Abdulla can't support you by rapping his way through life! I mean, granted he's got some good beats, endless flows, and a clever way of insulting those who shall remain nameless, but rapping doesn't put food on the table!
Two and heif) Sarah, this whole marriage thing is really starting to put a strain on our friendship. I mean, gone without a trace for a whole WEEKEND???? WHAT YOU SAY? We need to have constant communication in case something magical happens. And when you are the WGL, we know that's pretty much like every .4 seconds. At least that's what he said.
Schfourteen-teen) Ahmed cried last night because he couldn't get ahold of his big brother and other bestest bud. I had to console him by telling him a story. But at least it put him to sleep.
Shfifty-five) Basically, you just need to get over yourself Sarah! In the hierarchy of important things in your life, it should look something like this:
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
So really, Sarah, let's get with the program and get the show on the road and put your right foot in and your right foot out and then snap, crackle, pop. Do it for the little people and forget about this marriage thing. Thank you.
Friday, February 15, 2008
The Best Valentine's Day Gift Ever
In an sudden and ironic twist of events, the best valentine's day gift also happened to be on the list of schfifty-five things NOT to get your valentine. I realize it's also upside down, but you get the idea. Now if I had two of them, I could at least say schfifty-five, but no....there is only one.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
ReBUTTal
Chinese Advocate for More Yellow
In an anonymous engineering office somewhere west of the Mississippi, a chinese, former Communist Red China government employee speaking (as is interpreted by my source) for all of Communist Red China said, "You need a color...yellow!" The translation for this was that she wanted MORE YELLOW for the color printer in the office. Moral of the story, even the reds want MORE YELLOW.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Not a JockStrap
As a public service to those that will remain unnamed (but just so you know, its not Supahater) I would like to put a visual illustration of a wrestler's helmet. Hopefully, in the future, there will be less confusion on the issue:
Weekly Schfifty Five
This is a start of a new segment. It's kinda like Letterman's Top 10.
Schfifty Five Things to Not Give As A Valentine's Day Present
Shwam) Portable Stripper Pole
Two and heif) Blow-up Doll
Scheven) Weight Watchers Membership
Schfourteen-teen) Penis Pump
Schwenty one) Year's Supply of Midol
Shwenty seven heif) Hair Removal Wax
27) One Sock
37) Janet Reno Poster
Schfifty Five Things to Not Give As A Valentine's Day Present
Shwam) Portable Stripper Pole
Doo) Edible Panties.
Two and heif) Blow-up Doll
Scheven) Weight Watchers Membership
Schfourteen-teen) Penis Pump
Schwenty one) Year's Supply of Midol
Shwenty seven heif) Hair Removal Wax
27) One Sock
37) Janet Reno Poster
WHAT YOU SAY?
Schfifty five) Food Dehydrator
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