Shwam) We all know this May wedding ain't gonna happen. No offense. That's why I'm only coming for a few days because I at least wanted to meet some cute guys....(named Ahmed of course!!!!) The sooner we can stop pretending, the faster we can get to watching Ali G at 3 am in your old house Sarah.
Doo) Who are we kidding? Abdulla can't support you by rapping his way through life! I mean, granted he's got some good beats, endless flows, and a clever way of insulting those who shall remain nameless, but rapping doesn't put food on the table!
Two and heif) Sarah, this whole marriage thing is really starting to put a strain on our friendship. I mean, gone without a trace for a whole WEEKEND???? WHAT YOU SAY? We need to have constant communication in case something magical happens. And when you are the WGL, we know that's pretty much like every .4 seconds. At least that's what he said.
Schfourteen-teen) Ahmed cried last night because he couldn't get ahold of his big brother and other bestest bud. I had to console him by telling him a story. But at least it put him to sleep.
Shfifty-five) Basically, you just need to get over yourself Sarah! In the hierarchy of important things in your life, it should look something like this:
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
So really, Sarah, let's get with the program and get the show on the road and put your right foot in and your right foot out and then snap, crackle, pop. Do it for the little people and forget about this marriage thing. Thank you.
