One Yellow Blogger down....Two To Go...

Top Ten Things I Noticed This Past Weekend:

1. Our lovely blogger Sarsoor got married. This picture was taken right before she lynched them colored people.









2. Kentucky (or at least Lexington) is actually kind of pretty. They also have cool horses mashallah.











There was also a lot of talk regarding incestuous relationships running rampant in the state but I only saw one incident between Suehil and Omar Abdurrahman. No word from the non-incestuous gay community however.











3. Who was the genius that put the bathroom really far away from the women's sala? Sarsoor, you are matchmaking guru and the girls and guys of Lexington would like to personally thank you for allowing them a chance to "accidentally" run into each other while walking from one side of the hall to the another.
















4. A overwhelmingly large reason people come to weddings is to find a potential partner. That's fine and dandy, except don't ask me to go to the bathroom with you for the 8th time this evening when it's clearly not to pee or fix your overly revealing dress that you thought was okay to be seen by women because obviously they're "just women" and it's only haram for guys to see your tatas.


















5. Going back to Sarsoor, mashallah, she cleans up well. Here are before and after pictures of her at the wedding:

Before












After









6. It's ironic that while Muslim girls and guys must not socialize or be anywhere near each other in public, they can come in at 4:30 in the morning together and sleep in random parts of the same house. (Editor's Note (to self): Next time, arrange to have someone open the door for you when arriving home at 4:30 in the morning with two guys instead of walking up the driveway thinking, oh sh&t, it's 4:30 in the morning and we don't have a way to get in the house without someone knowing we all went out together by ourselves).














7. It's kind of cool when your reputation precedes you. Like, "Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. You're Judy right, Sarah's best friend? I heard a lot about you and wanted to meet you." Like wow that's freaking cool.














8. We should have filmed more random stuff during the weekend. Cause it was hilarious at the airport -- this is the end:


9. Note To Self: Try not to lose or forget things every time you visit Sarsoor (sunglasses, phone chargers, etc).

I think this is one article we should all read....

You are special.

Oh yes you are!

Happy Birthday to a Special Poster!

On this special day, I wanted to point out some extraordinary things on the day of birth of an extraordinary person:

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punani
• http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3045.html
• http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9513218
• http://lonnispunani.com/

Sarsoor, I know this letter of love isn't as romantic or deep (well, some might disagree with that statement) as another letter you may have received from a "loved one," but it comes deep from the punani....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

This is getting out of hand...

Guys, where is the love? The news of your feud is spreading far and wide. I even saw it on the cover of Time magazine. And I just gotta ask...

Now I know what Hussam feels like....

....when he doesn't understand what's going on anymore. What are the "cos and prons" of making that analogy?






You have not been replaced. Relax Supahater.

Dish But Can't Take

Lahmeh, Couscousi....Tomato, Potato!

Why can't we all just get along? Libya, Syria...we're one and the same! We even have a cookbook together! So you don't want my jibneh? Fine! But we're in the same book!

Excerpt: With over 100 recipes from both the Axis of Evil (Iraq, Iran, North Korea) and the Axis of Somewhat Evil (Cuba, Syria, Libya), you'll easily reign terror over your hunger. And after cooking up a storm, you'll definitely need your weapons of mass digestion. Just watch out. Eat too may helpings of platillo Moros y Cristianos, and you'll be dropping missiles too.

Don't Mess With The Best

Dear Supahater,

Was that your best attempt at trying to make fun of KG or get me to say that he isn't awesome? Btw, I never asked to become a libyan -- I was asked if I could grace their community with my presence.

Case in point:









Don't hate....congratulate.

Role Play

Superhater's role to Juju: Short, Libyan, platonic, supposed best bud

Juju's role to Superhater: Short, Syrian, platonic, best bud, manager, agent, and role model

Now, with the above as a given how could it be that I was replacing you with said person below if she does not meet the qualifications of your relationship with me. On the other hand, your replacement for me meets all of the roles you have for me.

The Olive Branch

Yes, it was wrong to bring the national pride into this and I apologize. I still refuse to accept your olive branch until you apologize for trying to replace me and quit trying to replace me! I need guarantees, then I'll think about it.

Rogue Speak

I refuse to let one rogue Libyan speak for the whole population. As long as you say jibnay and lehmay that will never be valid.

Family Feud

I know there is a Syrian poster here that tries her dandiest to be cool with all the Libyans then tries to replace Libyans with other Libyans and break their ties that run much deeper than their relationship with some KG lover. I'm sorry but it's not going to work. Good luck hanging out with said person, you're going to be coming the day of the henna and leaving the day after the wedding which will leave you plenty of time to hang out. If you had only listened to me about making your travel arrangements then things might have worked out better for you. And about the related-ness, his cousin is my sister, I'd say that's at least some type of relation....

PS:

Proof

If "KG was punked" and punked = awesome then "KG was awesome". Implying he isn't anymore. Nice that you've finally admitted it.

Appalled

So, we're at a crossroads.












One poster (who is NOT jealous according to him) believes I have replaced him (NOT jealous, he says) with his cousin (and by cousin, I mean, related by libyan-ness, so basically not related at all). He also believes that KG was punked. If punked means awesome, then yes, I believe that KG was punked. If anyone was a joke on the court last night, it had to be Mike Bibby, who scored six points on 2-of-8 shooting with two rebounds, one assist and three turnovers. Thank goodness Joe Johnson is supposed to be their franchise player and not Bibby. Is it any coincidence however that Bibby sucks AND is short? No relation whatsoever to any Libyans though.

Which brings me to this man:











No? It's ok supahater, you might get a chance to hang out with us in KY.

The last straw....