Showing posts with label y*****. Show all posts
Showing posts with label y*****. Show all posts

Monday, March 17, 2008

They took err jobbss!!!!

Important Announcement

Two of the posters in this blog are lame (hint: not juju) and never write anything. I originally wanted to give them a yellow card for their inexcusable behavior but decided something more was needed (not yellow).

Well, this blogger has had enough. In an effort to create controversy and stir panic among the other so-called bloggers, I have decided to denounce and excommunicate the color yellow.

For those of you unfamiliar with color excommunication, its punishments can include shunning, shaming and banishment. Coincidentally, yellow has been commonly associated with aging, jealousy and cowardice -- something these bloggers have exhibited since a jockstrap incident.

At any rate, yellow is no longer allowed and will subsequently be asterisked out. So this blog will now be called "I Want More Y*****!!! (sic - it should have one more exclamation point)."

Should anyone have a problem with that, please direct your comments and unjustified complaints to my a$$. Thank you and goodnight.