Weekly Schfifty Five

This is a start of a new segment. It's kinda like Letterman's Top 10.


Schfifty Five Things to Not Give As A Valentine's Day Present


Shwam) Portable Stripper Pole

Doo) Edible Panties.

Two and heif) Blow-up Doll

























Scheven) Weight Watchers Membership









Schfourteen-teen) Penis Pump
























Schwenty one) Year's Supply of Midol

Shwenty seven heif) Hair Removal Wax

27) One Sock

37) Janet Reno Poster

WHAT YOU SAY?

Schfifty five) Food Dehydrator