Appalled

So, we're at a crossroads.












One poster (who is NOT jealous according to him) believes I have replaced him (NOT jealous, he says) with his cousin (and by cousin, I mean, related by libyan-ness, so basically not related at all). He also believes that KG was punked. If punked means awesome, then yes, I believe that KG was punked. If anyone was a joke on the court last night, it had to be Mike Bibby, who scored six points on 2-of-8 shooting with two rebounds, one assist and three turnovers. Thank goodness Joe Johnson is supposed to be their franchise player and not Bibby. Is it any coincidence however that Bibby sucks AND is short? No relation whatsoever to any Libyans though.

Which brings me to this man:











No? It's ok supahater, you might get a chance to hang out with us in KY.

The last straw....

The Replacements

The current situation with a particular poster on this blog is deteriorating faster than the plot of that terrible Keanu Reeves movie. Apparently, said person is attempting to replace me again by another one of another poster's cousins. I am appaulled. The only thing that makes it better is the fact that the Hawks have tied the series at 2 and that KG got punked again. I have nothing else to add to More Yellow!!! maybe you should find a replacement here too! See if someone can fufill all my roles in your life...

Here comes the bride...

So we are less than a month away from the wedding now and guess what. I don't fit into my dress anymore. So unless I start downing a box of these everyday:
























...I will show up at the wedding looking like this:

In the words of Kelly Clarkson...

"Since you've been gone" yellow, I have been lonely. In order to fill the void, I must say, I looked to a new favorite color to fulfill my needs: TAN. It's not you yellow, it's me. But when I'm through with tan, we'll talk commitment....I'm just not looking for a serious relationship right now....

That being said, I still think you are hot and hope to one day look like this:

Forgive me MoreYellow, for I have sinned...

Ok ok ok, so after repeatedly bringing it to our attention, Ju Ju has gotten her point across. Thank you Ju Ju for being the glue that holds us together. Thankfully, my dedication to my job has dwindled, so I will be more available to fulfill the commitments we have all made to MoreYellow. In honor of the color Yellow, I have decided to take up a drinking habit until my liver fails and my skin has jaundiced. Such is my dedication to the cause. If all goes as planned, one day I hope to look like this:



















VIVA MORE YELLOW!

They took err jobbss!!!!

Important Announcement

Two of the posters in this blog are lame (hint: not juju) and never write anything. I originally wanted to give them a yellow card for their inexcusable behavior but decided something more was needed (not yellow).

Well, this blogger has had enough. In an effort to create controversy and stir panic among the other so-called bloggers, I have decided to denounce and excommunicate the color yellow.

For those of you unfamiliar with color excommunication, its punishments can include shunning, shaming and banishment. Coincidentally, yellow has been commonly associated with aging, jealousy and cowardice -- something these bloggers have exhibited since a jockstrap incident.

At any rate, yellow is no longer allowed and will subsequently be asterisked out. So this blog will now be called "I Want More Y*****!!! (sic - it should have one more exclamation point)."

Should anyone have a problem with that, please direct your comments and unjustified complaints to my a$$. Thank you and goodnight.