Dish But Can't Take

Lahmeh, Couscousi....Tomato, Potato!

Why can't we all just get along? Libya, Syria...we're one and the same! We even have a cookbook together! So you don't want my jibneh? Fine! But we're in the same book!

Excerpt: With over 100 recipes from both the Axis of Evil (Iraq, Iran, North Korea) and the Axis of Somewhat Evil (Cuba, Syria, Libya), you'll easily reign terror over your hunger. And after cooking up a storm, you'll definitely need your weapons of mass digestion. Just watch out. Eat too may helpings of platillo Moros y Cristianos, and you'll be dropping missiles too.

Don't Mess With The Best

Dear Supahater,

Was that your best attempt at trying to make fun of KG or get me to say that he isn't awesome? Btw, I never asked to become a libyan -- I was asked if I could grace their community with my presence.

Case in point:









Don't hate....congratulate.

Role Play

Superhater's role to Juju: Short, Libyan, platonic, supposed best bud

Juju's role to Superhater: Short, Syrian, platonic, best bud, manager, agent, and role model

Now, with the above as a given how could it be that I was replacing you with said person below if she does not meet the qualifications of your relationship with me. On the other hand, your replacement for me meets all of the roles you have for me.

The Olive Branch

Yes, it was wrong to bring the national pride into this and I apologize. I still refuse to accept your olive branch until you apologize for trying to replace me and quit trying to replace me! I need guarantees, then I'll think about it.

Rogue Speak

I refuse to let one rogue Libyan speak for the whole population. As long as you say jibnay and lehmay that will never be valid.

Family Feud

I know there is a Syrian poster here that tries her dandiest to be cool with all the Libyans then tries to replace Libyans with other Libyans and break their ties that run much deeper than their relationship with some KG lover. I'm sorry but it's not going to work. Good luck hanging out with said person, you're going to be coming the day of the henna and leaving the day after the wedding which will leave you plenty of time to hang out. If you had only listened to me about making your travel arrangements then things might have worked out better for you. And about the related-ness, his cousin is my sister, I'd say that's at least some type of relation....

PS:

Proof

If "KG was punked" and punked = awesome then "KG was awesome". Implying he isn't anymore. Nice that you've finally admitted it.