So today I felt like shit. For several reasons. See below:
1) I lost my bike for good now.
2) I'm single.
3) I'm incredibly good looking and single.
4) I'm the WGL and single. (oxymoron, I know)
5) My best buds are not near.
6) My best buds are far.
7) There is far too little yellow in the world.
8) F*&# everyone that said I couldn't have a bike.
9) F*&$ the Philippines!
10) F@#$ not cursing enough before in my life.
11) F#$@!
12) F@&^ YOU, I'M NOT REBELLING!
13) I miss Sarah.
14) Ahmed, I miss you too but not as much because you're visiting soon and you live 2 hours away.
15) I miss snow. I wish I lived near it so I could snowboard every weekend.
16) Is everyone reading this wondering, "Is everything ok Judy?"
17) Yes, guys, it's an "I Want More Yellow!!!" blog....although I petition to add one more exclamation mark.
18) I think we should hold a Bachelorette show in my backyard and have contestants and games to win my heart. And commercials. Especially that ESPN one with KG.
19) I am officially a FEMENINENIST. I hate boys!
20) F&$% GUYS!
21) F$*@ #21-23
24) I don't know what it is about the #4....
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