Dear Diary....

So today I felt like shit. For several reasons. See below:

1) I lost my bike for good now.

2) I'm single.

3) I'm incredibly good looking and single.

4) I'm the WGL and single. (oxymoron, I know)

5) My best buds are not near.

6) My best buds are far.

7) There is far too little yellow in the world.

8) F*&# everyone that said I couldn't have a bike.

9) F*&$ the Philippines!

10) F@#$ not cursing enough before in my life.

11) F#$@!

12) F@&^ YOU, I'M NOT REBELLING!

13) I miss Sarah.

14) Ahmed, I miss you too but not as much because you're visiting soon and you live 2 hours away.

15) I miss snow. I wish I lived near it so I could snowboard every weekend.

16) Is everyone reading this wondering, "Is everything ok Judy?"

17) Yes, guys, it's an "I Want More Yellow!!!" blog....although I petition to add one more exclamation mark.

18) I think we should hold a Bachelorette show in my backyard and have contestants and games to win my heart. And commercials. Especially that ESPN one with KG.

19) I am officially a FEMENINENIST. I hate boys!

20) F&$% GUYS!

21) F$*@ #21-23

24) I don't know what it is about the #4....

In Other News....

4. KG stops the C's skid. Ok well Allen really does, but we all know who's really the boss.

3. Judy refers to herself in the third person.

2. Judy decided to try working out (starting tomorrow) to look like this girl:


1. Judy didn't talk to "someone" for a day. About f'in time.


Worth Noting: Sarah will again miss a sexy time reunion this weekend with Ahmed and Judy....*sniffle*