Thursday, January 31, 2008
SoooooooooooBooooooooooored
I am sooooooooooboooooooooored. My head keeps dropping at my desk. Bored bored bored. Bored. I would rather have Judy tell me a story than do this right now.
BREAKING NEWS FROM WHITE PASS SNOW BUNNY
FROM "Unknown32387@aol.com"
TO jmsultan@gmail.com
DATE 30-ene-2008 18:18
SUBJECT (no subject)
Hey this is Eric from white pass in the rental shop. sorry i never called or emailed you sooner i have been really busy with school work and the Fire Dept. but this is my AOL email but if you ever get on my space you can find me on there at http://www.myspace.com/elj323 or you can call 509-961-1903 if i don't answer leave a message
TO jmsultan@gmail.com
DATE 30-ene-2008 18:18
SUBJECT (no subject)
Hey this is Eric from white pass in the rental shop. sorry i never called or emailed you sooner i have been really busy with school work and the Fire Dept. but this is my AOL email but if you ever get on my space you can find me on there at http://www.myspace.com/elj323 or you can call 509-961-1903 if i don't answer leave a message
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
BREAKING NEWS
In a sudden act of true charity and amazingness reminiscent of a young Ghandi, Judy Sultan has embarked on a fundraising goal of $800 in an effort to support the fight against the devastating effects of multiple sclerosis. She will also be biking from Houston to Austin on a tiny little bike seat sticking up her a$$.
She asks that anyone reading this post make it rain in order to achieve her altruistic goals. Any amount is greatly appreciated. For those who make it thunderstorm, the selfless WGL will return the favor in the immediate future, though making it sprinkle is still welcomed. Let's just say her last client, aka donor, generously gave $400, but Judy was still just as happy with $4. AND her WGL ways are tax deductible.
Thank you in advance and may God bless you in ways you never imagined. Thank you!
DONATE HERE
She asks that anyone reading this post make it rain in order to achieve her altruistic goals. Any amount is greatly appreciated. For those who make it thunderstorm, the selfless WGL will return the favor in the immediate future, though making it sprinkle is still welcomed. Let's just say her last client, aka donor, generously gave $400, but Judy was still just as happy with $4. AND her WGL ways are tax deductible.
Thank you in advance and may God bless you in ways you never imagined. Thank you!
DONATE HERE
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Dear Diary....
So today I felt like shit. For several reasons. See below:
1) I lost my bike for good now.
2) I'm single.
3) I'm incredibly good looking and single.
4) I'm the WGL and single. (oxymoron, I know)
5) My best buds are not near.
6) My best buds are far.
7) There is far too little yellow in the world.
8) F*&# everyone that said I couldn't have a bike.
9) F*&$ the Philippines!
10) F@#$ not cursing enough before in my life.
11) F#$@!
12) F@&^ YOU, I'M NOT REBELLING!
13) I miss Sarah.
14) Ahmed, I miss you too but not as much because you're visiting soon and you live 2 hours away.
15) I miss snow. I wish I lived near it so I could snowboard every weekend.
16) Is everyone reading this wondering, "Is everything ok Judy?"
17) Yes, guys, it's an "I Want More Yellow!!!" blog....although I petition to add one more exclamation mark.
18) I think we should hold a Bachelorette show in my backyard and have contestants and games to win my heart. And commercials. Especially that ESPN one with KG.
19) I am officially a FEMENINENIST. I hate boys!
20) F&$% GUYS!
21) F$*@ #21-23
24) I don't know what it is about the #4....
1) I lost my bike for good now.
2) I'm single.
3) I'm incredibly good looking and single.
4) I'm the WGL and single. (oxymoron, I know)
5) My best buds are not near.
6) My best buds are far.
7) There is far too little yellow in the world.
8) F*&# everyone that said I couldn't have a bike.
9) F*&$ the Philippines!
10) F@#$ not cursing enough before in my life.
11) F#$@!
12) F@&^ YOU, I'M NOT REBELLING!
13) I miss Sarah.
14) Ahmed, I miss you too but not as much because you're visiting soon and you live 2 hours away.
15) I miss snow. I wish I lived near it so I could snowboard every weekend.
16) Is everyone reading this wondering, "Is everything ok Judy?"
17) Yes, guys, it's an "I Want More Yellow!!!" blog....although I petition to add one more exclamation mark.
18) I think we should hold a Bachelorette show in my backyard and have contestants and games to win my heart. And commercials. Especially that ESPN one with KG.
19) I am officially a FEMENINENIST. I hate boys!
20) F&$% GUYS!
21) F$*@ #21-23
24) I don't know what it is about the #4....
Quote from My Favorite 52 year old white guy
"I wake up every day and thank God I wasn't born cajun."
"Chris Williams...(pause) he owns a cat...(pause) he must be gay."
"Chris Matthews is like that annoying, obnoxious kid in school that everyone wanted to beat up but couldn't because the teacher was looking out for him."
"When I was 6, I asked my dad what a Governor was because I heard something about a Governor on the radio. He told me it was part of a car engine that controls how fast it was. He hated politics. Son of a bitch."
After hearing a commercial for the Austin Jewish Festival on the radio:"The Austin Jewish Festival, that's almost as bad as the Austin French Festival. It could get worse though; it could be the Austin French Jew Festival"
Scene: Local Sandwich Shop
Shop Owner: Where is that lady that used to work with you?
Customer: Oh she doesn't come over here. She brings her own lunch...she's Chinese.
"Chris Williams...(pause) he owns a cat...(pause) he must be gay."
"Chris Matthews is like that annoying, obnoxious kid in school that everyone wanted to beat up but couldn't because the teacher was looking out for him."
"When I was 6, I asked my dad what a Governor was because I heard something about a Governor on the radio. He told me it was part of a car engine that controls how fast it was. He hated politics. Son of a bitch."
After hearing a commercial for the Austin Jewish Festival on the radio:"The Austin Jewish Festival, that's almost as bad as the Austin French Festival. It could get worse though; it could be the Austin French Jew Festival"
Scene: Local Sandwich Shop
Shop Owner: Where is that lady that used to work with you?
Customer: Oh she doesn't come over here. She brings her own lunch...she's Chinese.
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